FAQ
Asked, gesturing
What people ask while pointing at the map. Answered while pointing at the horizon.
- Where, exactly, is the office?
- Over there. Past the rise, more or less, in the direction of the range. If you reach the state line you have gone too far, or possibly not far enough.
- What does thirty-six dollars cover?
- A name on a state form and an address that the form accepts and we could not find with a map.
- Is anybody at the office?
- Somebody is out that way, generally. Whether they are at the office depends on where the office is, and see the first question.
- How is mail delivered?
- Toward the horizon, at a walking pace, by whoever is headed that way. It arrives in the broad sense.
- What if a lawsuit comes looking?
- The process server asks for directions, receives a gesture, and applies the state's rule for a company with nobody home. That rule is on the Wyoming page and is, unlike us, specific.
- Why point at only one state?
- It is the one state we can point at from here. The others are over the line, and past the line we stop pointing.
- Where are the other outfits, roughly?
- Over there, mostly, at these prices: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Big Sky Registered Agent at $11, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41 and Howdy Registered Agent at $43. We are thirty-six dollars and somewhere in that direction. The nothing is the same everywhere you point.
- How is this different from the other big sky outfits?
- One charges eleven and says less. One charges forty and hyphenates. We charge thirty-six and gesture. Same sky. Different arm.
- Can I head that way?
- You can head that way. Most people who head that way end up somewhere, and somewhere is close enough.
- What is the most that would ever come back my way?
- The fees from the three months before the trouble, which is $9. That number is exact. Everything around it is not.
- Can you wave me off?
- At any time, for any reason or none, without notice and without refund. You would hear about it eventually, from that direction.
- Is the sky really that big?
- Bigger. We are pointing at about a third of it right now.
- Can you narrow it down at all?
- West of here. North of the highway. South of the storm. That is as narrow as it gets, and the office may not be in it.